funny quotes

Thou Shalt Not Skill

--Anon.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

--Song

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

--Anon.

No matter how much you push the envelope,
it's still stationery.

--Anon.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

--Anon.

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- Bedtime stories for your inner child

- Inspirational & motivational thoughts

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